I'll soonly be taking up proctology Bob.  
    
  See I'm one of them pretender fellers.  
    
  Like Fernando Waldo Demara Jr.  
    
  Reason?  
    
  Denied pain meds the only way I can get to sleep is to intubulate  
  about a quart of Vodka anally.  
    
  Kinda time consuming and a bit messy but it's all I gots tween  
  me and 4 3/4 years no sleep do to Seroquel.  
    
  Got about 1/2 inch of lower intestine hanging out *again*  
    
  Last time the Martians repaired it for me.  
  AKA some unnamed intelligence agency.  
    
  I declined their offer at the time.  
  Willing to reconsider only if willing to outbid AstraZenica?  
    
  Plus comprehensive health plan.  
    
  review your tapes and logs fellas.  
    
  I'm a imposter aka Fernando Waldo Demara.  
    
  See Bob, last time I'd taken vodka this way anally to sleep  
  cause I can't stomach it takenb orally in suficient volumes  
  to get to sleep same thing happened to me withy about 1/2  
  inch lower intestine swung outside.  
  Bleeds a bit it do.  
    
  No emergency though a tad uncomfortable.  
  No need to 911.  
    
  Now I wonder if some doctor might reconsider *both* gabapentin *and*  
  Tramadol as imposters have eidetic memories and not all of them lie  
  like Mr. Demara.  
    
  Shall we discuss health care in America and how it is the best in  
  the world?  
  Or the various ways in which people imbibe their favorite libations?  
    
  Fernando Waldo demara Jr out now and signing off.  
  Wayne, "make that two weeks"  
    
  ACK Bob  
    
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