On 19 Mar 2021, Ian Sutter said the following...  
    
   IS> Hello,  
   IS> I have searched around a bit on the interwebs and I am unable to find  
   IS> anything on this subject. Does anyone on here know where I can legally  
   IS> purchase a copy of the telix communication software for DOS? I find  
  that  
   IS> it is one of the best BBS terminal softwares that I can use with DOS  
  for  
   IS> connecting to modern BBSs over a WiModem232.  
   IS>  
   IS> Thanks in advance  
    
  You'll need a couple things.... The first is a DMC DeLorean.... You'll need  
  to  
  go to Hill Vally and find Doc... Have the Doc install a  Flux Capacitor..  
  and  
  you should be good to go....  
    
  Travel back in time to the when the software manufacturer was around to take  
  registrations... travel back to the present and install it...  
    
  I was watching the History channel and the Alien guy... has messy hair...  
  says  
  this time travel thing is real... Apparently aliens have been doing it for  
  some time now...  
    
  I used Telix for years without registering it... just use the unregistered  
  version... Or do the time travel thing.... if you do that will you look me  
  up  
  and tell me to runaway from my now ex-wife... tell me not to buy her the  
  house!!!  
    
  IB Joe  
  AKA Joe Schweier  
  SysOp of Joe's BBS  
  -=JoesBBS.com=-  
    
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