Hi! Alexander,  
    
  In a message to All you wrote:  
    
   ak> A woman goes along the mall and see a pig head in the showcase of a  
   ak> meat store. "Ah!" she said, "I forgot cigarettes for my hubby!"  
    
  For the first sentence, my version would have been "A woman makes her way  
  along the mall and saw a pig's head in the showcase of a butcher's store".  
  In  
  any case, the hubby must be somewhat ugly.  I guess it could have been any  
  ugliness that might have tweaked that memory cell.  :)  
    
  Oh, you were right.  Thay were only worth a single 'Ha!' each, and a smile.  
  Thank you.  
    
  Cheers,  
  Paul.  
    
  ... "Nothing's too good for the man who shot Liberty Valance."  
  --- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox  
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