Dejv, you should recogzine this.  
  It's the extended joke you told me in live chat last week, which I've now  
  translated as you asked (see previous message): Esperanto first, as usual,  
  so  
  anglaj parolantaj komencantoj povas praktiki unue sen la angla.  
    
    
  PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE  
    
  if you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly if you are co-dependent,  
  ask someone else to press 2 for you  
    
  if you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6  
    
  if you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are. we are tracing the  
  call.  
    
  if you are schizophrenic, listen to the little voice to tell you which  
  number  
  to press  
    
  if you are manic depressive, it does not matter which number you press. no  
  one  
  will answer  
    
  if you are delusional and occassionaly hallucinate, please be advised that  
  the  
  thing you are holding up to your ear is about to bite your head off  
    
  --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Dada-1  
   * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)