It's been a good week in politics:  
    
  1.  A bunch of wacko left reporters (read that mainstream reporters) on  
  their little blog Journolist discuss watching Rush Limbaugh die while one of  
  them stands by laughing.  The one who said she would stand by laughing said  
  "I didn't know that I had that much hate in me.  But he deserves it."  
  Meanwhile over in the DUmp, Otto is wondering why the right is so hate  
  filled - and also SUPER EXCITED about the new Yogi and Boo Boo that is about  
  to come out!  
    
  2.  In re. the above - another reporter is joined by a law professor in  
  supporting the idea that the government should pull the plug on Faux "har  
  har" Snooze.  First Amendment aside, Fox is not a government licensed or  
  regulated entity, so there is no plug to pull.  Smart people, these fascisti  
  Journolisters.  
    
  3.  Seems that the Crazed Sex Poodle has been busier than first reported.  
  Two more massage artists now claim that Al demanded hand jobs - I have come  
  to learn that in the business these things are called "chakra release."  I  
  am 54 years old and have never heard that term until this morning.  Slick  
  Willy teaches us new uses for a cigar and the Crazed Sex Poodle teaches us  
  new terms for manual stimulation.  If history teaches us anything, Otto and  
  those unfortunate enough to be like him (namely his "fathead" sister Klan)  
  will first question the source.  When the story gets legs, they will call  
  the accusers liars and sluts.  After the Poodle admits to his assaults, they  
  will say that it is just about sex.  When Poodle is prosecuted for his  
  perversity, they will call it a witch hunt.  
    
  4.  In a breathless Reuters story, Mrs. Cigar Willy tells us that the  
  shitstain she married will probably break down into a quivering heap of  
  emotion when he gives Howdy Doody away during her top secret wedding.  First  
  of all, what sort of man breaks down when giving his daughter away?  Second  
  of all, if he loves Ms. Doody so much, why did he humiliate her and her  
  stump-thighed mother in front of the entire world?  Incidentally, every news  
  story on this wedding of the offspring of scum fails to mention that Howdy's  
  future father in law - a former democrat congressman - is in prison.  What  
  he is in prison FOR is hilarious.  The son of a felon and the daughter of an  
  impeached ditch carp.  A marriage made in heaven!  
    
  5.  Andrew Brietbart and Glenn Beck sandbag the post-racial president into  
  reacting to every story with a racial aspect.  Some idiot who works for the  
  Georgia branch of the USDA attempts to tell a story of racist redemption,  
  but instead of getting the whole story, Obama and his clown posse fire the  
  woman after watching an edited tape.  This situation is not post racial, it  
  is precisely racial and tells us that the Other Worldly Light Worker in the  
  Oval Office is 1) a run of the mill intellect and 2) a shitty politician.  
  The NAACP releases a statement retracting their condemnation of said idiot  
  with the hilarious claim that they possess the mercy to forgive past racist  
  actions.  The two people they cite as forgiven are both - I know this is  
  shocking - democrats.  
    
  6.  On the local front, Down Low is trying to moderate a pissing contest  
  between Ross Cassell and Kevin Gibson with "moderator advisories" and  
  "moderator warnings."  "You will not disucss moderation of this echo in this  
  echo.  DROP IT NOW."  Fascist fat fucks like to conduct their little affairs  
  behind closed doors, don't they?  Star Chamber Lite.  It is good that  
  Madison preferred a different model of justice else fascist fat fucks like  
  Klan would run things without prying eyes to report their incompetent heavy  
  handedness.  
    
  7.  Take it away, Fat Fuck!  
    
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