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|    Kadaitcha Man to All    |
|    Re: Alicia Keys' father is a flight atte    |
|    15 Nov 08 02:35:46    |
      XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.politics.homosexuality, alt.atheism       From: invalid@invalid.invalid              Nomen Nescio, ye wanton stern untutored churl, the wicked fires of lust       have melted thou in thine own grease, ye sighed:              >> Guillaume Ier de Normandie, ye fly-covered paraquito, ye are a sort       >> of man whose visage does cream and mantle like a standing pond, ye       >> drooled:              >>> //snip//       >>       >> So, tell me, Emerson, how does it feel to be so resoundingly beaten       >> into a blubbering emotional pulp without your sexuality ever once       >> entering the argument?       >       > That's a good question, how does it feel Emmie?               ...like a one-legged amputee who's just had his crutch kicked out from       under him, though I dare say he won't admit it.              --       alt.usenet.kooks       "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."       Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]              Hammer of Thor: February 2007.       Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:       September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.       Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner       and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.       Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660       Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk              Member of:        Usenet Ruiner List        Top Assholes on the Net List        Most hated usenetizens of all time List        Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List              Find me on Google Maps: 24°39'47.13"S, 134°4'20.18"E              Join me for dinner. I'm cooking dead dead animals accentuated with dead       penis inside imperfect horse flies and corn conserve with washed-up       offal aside hateful gnats and caribou nerve conserve accentuated with       washed-up sloth cyst and marsh antelope skin dressing, cooked in a       gurgling pot stuffed with watery chunks of pepper and offal in rotting       conch sauce, a side of chips and a glass of emulsified sweat and grease       from the chef's forehead.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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