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   Message 186 of 1,009   
   Kadaitcha Man to All   
   Re: NOMINATION: Order Of The Holey Sock    
   26 Nov 08 08:10:16   
   
   9225136c   
   XPost: alt.politics.homosexuality, alt.atheism, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: invalid@invalid.invalid   
      
   Anonymous Remailer, ye frothy wife of small wit, thy intellect is not   
   replenished, thou art only an animal, only sensible in the duller parts,   
   ye hurled:   
      
   > In article    
   > spooge  wrote:   
      
   >> Can you repeat that for me?  I couldn't hear you over the grating   
   >> sound of your knuckles dragging on the ground.   
   >   
   > Try having your hearing checked.   
      
   Autoflame grade B+   
      
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   Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]   
      
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   Join me for dinner. I'm cooking bestial human armpit hairs smothered in   
   imperfect syphilis scabs and dolphin blain topping, dished up in a   
   steaming double boiler containing rare cooked brussel sprout, twitching   
   croutons of shark and pieces of conch, sputum, a side of Foetal boa   
   constrictor  brain and a can of emulsified sweat and grease from the   
   chef's forehead.   
      
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