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   From: anonymous@remailer.cyberiade.it   
      
   A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter   
   at the   
   Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.   
      
   He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'   
      
   St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has   
   a   
   Lie-Clock.   
      
   Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'   
      
   'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'   
      
   'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating   
   that she never told a lie.'   
      
   'Incredible,' said the man'.. And whose clock is that one?'   
   St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands   
   have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his   
   entire   
   life.'   
      
   'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.   
      
   'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.   
      
   He's using it as a ceiling fan.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)