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   alt.elvis.king      Long live the king... thankya very much      1,009 messages   

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   Message 431 of 1,009   
   MC to Behind China Blue Eyes   
   Re: Godless California Prostitute Virgin   
   15 Jan 09 11:02:04   
   
   XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.politics.liberalism, misc.survivalism   
   XPost: alt.california   
   From: copespaz@mapca.inter.net   
      
   In article ,   
    Behind China Blue Eyes  wrote:   
      
   > In article ,   
   >  MC  wrote:   
   >   
   > > Hey, wait a minute... I'm a virgin too. Or I could be. I could say I am.   
   > > I'm a guy, so there's none of that hymen business to worry about.   
   > >   
   > > Yeah. Okay. I'm a virgin.   
   > >   
   > > Let the bidding war begin!   
   >   
   > So if I buy your virginity, you will be legally obligated to abstinence until   
   > I   
   > exercise my rights.   
   >   
   > You might as well join a monastery.   
      
   Details to be worked out in the pre-defloration agreement.   
      
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