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   Message 733 of 1,009   
   Luuk to All   
   People who stink to high heaven   
   10 Mar 10 18:41:49   
   
   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, alt.politics.homosexuality   
   From: luuk@msn.com   
      
   In Atlanta there was a sales manager (probably pulling down $150K) who   
   sat in his office all day farting.  I don’t know if he had some kind of   
   medical condition, or just didn’t care.  But it often smelled like   
   vaporized turds near his workspace.   
      
   Two elderly black women worked in the credit department adjacent to this   
   weirdo’s office, and they were always utterly disgusted.  I remember   
   them walking up and down the hallway spraying Lysol and hollering in   
   protest:  That man is nasty!  This caused me to buckle over in laughter   
   every time.   
      
   The farter happened to be gay and very obese.  One of my co-workers   
   believed the smell was so strong because of “compaction.”  Heh.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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