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   Luuk to Luuk   
   Re: People who stink to high heaven   
   10 Mar 10 20:32:10   
   
   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, alt.politics.homosexuality   
   From: luukbonthond@online.nl   
      
   "Luuk"  schreef in bericht   
   news:Xns9D376CD194EAD4F15P51@94.75.214.90...   
   > In Atlanta there was a sales manager (probably pulling down $150K) who   
   > sat in his office all day farting.  I don't know if he had some kind of   
   > medical condition, or just didn't care.  But it often smelled like   
   > vaporized turds near his workspace.   
   >   
   > Two elderly black women worked in the credit department adjacent to this   
   > weirdo's office, and they were always utterly disgusted.  I remember   
   > them walking up and down the hallway spraying Lysol and hollering in   
   > protest:  That man is nasty!  This caused me to buckle over in laughter   
   > every time.   
   >   
   > The farter happened to be gay and very obese.  One of my co-workers   
   > believed the smell was so strong because of "compaction."  Heh.   
      
   So you're gay?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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