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   From: frankdutton@fatlosers.com   
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   Lady Veteran was going to her fathers' house one day.  She was   
   packing everything in her room and putting it in her little red   
   wagon.   
      
   She was walking to her fathers' house with her wagon behind her,   
   when she came to a long steep hill.   
      
   She started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God   
   damned thing is so heavy"!   
      
   A priest heard her and came out to see what all the commotion   
   was about. You shouldn't be swearing, said the priest. "God   
   hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the church...He's on the   
   sidewalk...He's everywhere."   
      
   Lady Veteran asks, "Oh, is he in my Wagon?"   
      
   The priest replies, "Yes Blobbi, God is in your Wagon."   
      
   Lady Veteran replied, "Well tell him to get the hell out and   
   start pulling!"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)