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   Message 753 of 1,009   
   kachina to Mickey   
   Re: Lady Veteran's Heavy Wagon   
   06 Dec 10 20:05:52   
   
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   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, alt.guitar, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   From: a@b.c   
      
   Mickey  said stuff on 06 Dec 2010:   
      
   > On Dec 5, 10:45 am, Frank Dutton  wrote:   
   >> Lady Veteran was going to her fathers' house one day.  She was   
   >> packing everything in her room and putting it in her little red   
   >> wagon.   
   >>   
   >> She was walking to her fathers' house with her wagon behind her,   
   >> when she came to a long steep hill.   
   >>   
   >> She started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God   
   >> damned thing is so heavy"!   
   >>   
   >> A priest heard her and came out to see what all the commotion   
   >> was about. You shouldn't be swearing, said the priest. "God   
   >> hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the church...He's on the   
   >> sidewalk...He's everywhere."   
   >>   
   >> Lady Veteran asks, "Oh, is he in my Wagon?"   
   >>   
   >> The priest replies, "Yes Blobbi, God is in your Wagon."   
   >>   
   >> Lady Veteran replied, "Well tell him to get the hell out and   
   >> start pulling!"   
   >   
   > This group is supposed to be about Elvis.   
      
   No, it's about Karl.   
      
      
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