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   Message 755 of 1,009   
   Jim Carr to All   
   Re: I got four fingers up my ass!   
   26 Feb 11 18:01:04   
   
   XPost: rec.boats, alt.guitar.bass   
   From: newsgroups@azwebpages.com   
      
   On 2/26/2011 5:47 PM, *e#c wrote:   
   > I got my whole fist up my ass today. Gisele is a bit worried now but   
   > fuck her. She's getting my fist next!   
      
   I can sort of see why someone would be curious about putting a fist in   
   someone's ass, but what about these people who do it to themselves? How,   
   exactly, does this come about? You're watching Brady Bunch reruns   
   thinking, "Gee, could I actually contort my body while relaxing my   
   sphincter so as to put a fist up my ass?"   
      
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