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   Message 766 of 1,009   
   Urinal to then   
   Re: Okay, I've decided. I'm gonna to boi   
   10 Jul 11 20:45:29   
   
   XPost: soc.support.fat-acceptance, soc.culture.african.american   
   From: lamer@black.ass   
      
   Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by   
   Checkmate.  Oh, yeah... I should also mention that Uriel fingered her stinky   
   ass hole, then said the following:   
      
      
      
      
   > Subject: Re: Okay, I've decided. I'm gonna to boink Lady Veteran senseless.   
   > From: Uriel    
   > Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance, alt.elvis.king, soc.cu   
   ture.african.american   
   >   
   > On Sun, 10 Jul 2011 17:00:58 -0700 (PDT), DCI wrote:   
   >   
   > > On Jul 10, 1:19 pm, "Derek Lawrence"    
   > > wrote:   
   > >> The only question is when, where and how much she is going to   
   > >> pay me.   
   > >>   
   > >> My black rod is ready for some hole stretching.  Call me, Bobbi.   
   > >>  You got my number.   
   > >   
   > > Black rod? Sort of like a rebar?   
   > >   
   >   
   > Nope~! Sort a like a white dude who wishes he had one~*   
   >   
   > > DCI   
   >   
   >   
   > --   
   > ÜRÌÊ£   
   >   é¿è   
   >   
   You're one of Lamey's old troll-tards, aren't you?   
      
      
   --   
   I am Lamer... Crapper... Felcher... Wanker.   
   I am the Tongue in the Rectum, the Niggah in the Night.   
   Mine is Ignorance... and Flatulence... and Bullshit!   
   I AM URIEL~!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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