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   Brazil, Shemale Capital Of The Worl to All   
   Colonoscopy In Boston   
   20 Feb 18 08:55:13   
   
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   From: tee-hee-hee@tb12sports.com   
      
   Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy,   
   on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting   
   friends in Boston, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more   
   gentle and accommodating.   
      
   As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my   
   procedure...   
      
   "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal   
   to get an erection," the nurse told me.   
      
   "I don't have an erection," I replied.   
      
   "I do." replied the nurse.   
      
   Don't get a colonoscopy in Boston.   
           
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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