I believe that Elvis has an fantastically large penis. Because biographer   
   Albert Goldman has in fact viewed black market blue movies that Elvis made,   
   and which he recounts in detail in the 1980 bio. The demented-wi   
   h-hate-and-envy Goldman, who DESPISED    
   Elvis, would have been _elated_ to recount his not being well-hung. Given this   
   and given his penchant for grotesque liberties taken with the truth (one would   
   think Elvis weighed more than a blue whale reading this book,) it is clear to   
   me that the shlock-   
   peddling emotional cripple, Goldman, saw, envied and tried to bury the   
   beautiful Presley penis.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)