XPost: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx   
      
   I wonder what it must feel like to have blathered a bunch of stupid   
   shit to Usenet for a very long time, only to find that the superior   
   intellect who's been drop-kicking your retarded ass across Usenet was   
   right all along... prolly gives one a queasy feeling in the pit of   
   one's stomach and an incredulous "My god, I can't believe it. *I'm*   
   the moron?!" feeling, akin to being pantsed in public then pushed down   
   a flight of stairs into a vat of pig shit while knowing you're on   
   national television... why, it'd probably make one curtail one's   
   posting frequency from all day, every day, day and night to just a few   
   bleaty fanfic-filled posts per day, said posts comprising a best   
   attempt at saving face.   
      
   But we'll let the *morons* bleat about their experience.   
   Tell us, how did that make you feel, Spankards?   
      
      
      
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   FNVWe:   
   "The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of   
   AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away   
   Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."   
      
   In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:   
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   In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:   
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   In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a   
   guy:   
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   In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:   
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   In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:   
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   In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):   
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   Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random   
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   Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is   
   actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and   
   balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just   
   trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:   
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   Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates   
   his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):   
   MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin   
   MID:  - Oxy, Vicodin   
   MID:  - Norco   
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   MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin   
   MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax   
   MID:  - N2O   
   MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin   
   MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin   
   MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana   
   MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin   
   MID:  - Amphetamine (!)   
   MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin   
   MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin   
   MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy   
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   MID:  - Hydrocodone,   
   Alprazolam   
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   Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:   
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   Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join   
   him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:   
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   "How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil   
   company?"   
      
   Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:   
   MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>   
   "Diddle me!"   
      
   MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>   
   "Trojans are a condiment."   
      
   Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:   
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   "Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."   
      
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   "Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"   
      
   Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:   
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   "Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your   
   butt."   
      
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   "Best you keester a kielbasa."   
      
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   [continued in next message]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)