XPost: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks
From: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
did thusly jump head first
into the wood chipper again:
> On Thu, 21 Jan 2016 00:30:23 -0500, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
>>
>> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
>> Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in
>> did thusly jump
>> head first into the wood chipper again:
>>> That was classic! The Fakeytard moron missed the whole point... you did
>>> the hack because you could, and you understood the inner workings of
>>> that chip. Fakey wouldn't have a clue how to do it, even after you
>>> described the procedure. Instead, he misconstrues everything to pound
>>> out another "I'm an asshole" tirade about how "stupid" it was to do what
>>> he doesn't even comprehend. I can't help but wonder why he finds it so
>>> important to constantly argue with his mental superiors, and continue to
>>> make an ass out of himself?
>>>
>>> I'd call that another "SPANKY-SPANKY!" (tm) on the Fakeytard!
>>>
>>>
>> Chimpy's an advocate for reinventing the wheel and doing what's
>> already been done and perfected by those far smarter than he is,
>> attempting to "hack" a speaker rather than buy a component
> i had a speaker that i got as a gift. i knew that i wasn't really going
> to use it for its intended purpose. i was aware that the bluetooth module
> inside was receiving a stereo signal. why should everybody run out and
> buy shit that they already have, dingus? to impress you?
>
> ...or because they all should strive to be unimaginative
> consumerist-zombie dolts like you?
To save time, reading comprehension challenged dolt. But then, poor
people don't equate their time to money. That's why you're poor. LOL
>> that does
>> everything needed and more, for a price that's far lower than what his
>> time is worth... oh... wait... Chimpy's and DildoRider's time isn't
>> worth the $10 saved over those several hours necessary to "hack" that
>> speaker... they just admitted it. LOL
> i wasn't trying to "save money", i was solving a problem with things
> directly available to me. were i trying to "save money" and have a
> speaker laying around doing nothing, i would have ordered a $5 bk8000L
> chip module and wired it up inside a custom sheet-metal project box.
Ah, so you would have spent at least a week of your valuable time
building and testing the device to spend $5, rather than spend $10 and
save at least a week. So your time is worth less than a dollar a day.
Got it. LOL
> why would someone with all of the modules needed to solve a problem throw
> that out the window and get on Amazon to buy more shit?
Says the moron who would waste his entire life trying to re-invent the
wheel rather than going to buy 4 new tires for his Toyota Crapola. LOL
"Me spend 20 years making round rolly things from rock. Me use spoon
me make from bone to shape round rolly things. Me put round rolly
things on Toyota Crapola. Me save $350. Me proud me save $350. And me
sad that me too poor to go buy tires. Why me so stoooopid?!" LOL!
>> That is, after all, why Chimpy buys shitty nearly 50 year old British
>> pooftermobiles, and drops engines that don't fit into them, so his
>> feet and lower legs get burnt, rather than buying a proper
>> automobile...
> tell us some more about how nicely a 300+ pound oaf fits into the most
> uncomfortable and unforgiving sports car on earth.
I fit quite nicely. The seat is custom and moved back a bit. Moron.
LOL
>> he can't afford a proper automobile, but he *can* afford
>> to waste his time building faggy pooftermobiles.
> he's probably not afraid to post a pic either, eh?
Like you're afraid to post a pic from your lie-ware "multi-camera
security system" hooked up to your 20 year old Linux hobby O/S driven
craputer? Like you're afraid to prove you have "rich parents"? Like
you're afraid to prove your "rich relatives" are going to leave you
"trust funds"? Like you're afraid to prove you didn't waste your money
buying a house too large for your needs, and you'll be lucky to break
even in the next two decades? LOL
> is that what pisses
> you off? you'd really love to show everybody your cookie-cutter
> entry-level "my first sports car" lotus but you can't because you'd
> probably end up in a federal prison if your ident got out. HAHAHA
So what? I'm still poking you tards with pointy sticks, I'm still
proving you're idiots, I'm still making you obsessively froth and
bleat about your Usenet Lord and Master, and I still have a Lotus and
a Hummer, whereas you're an idiot, you're obsessively frothing and
bleating about your Usenet Lord and Master, and you're driving around
in a Toyota Crapola. LOL
>> Then he churns the crank to start the engine, throws his neck muffler
>> over his shoulder, puts his driving goggles on, honks his bulb horn a
>> couple times, advances the spark, then putter-wheezes off to go pick
>> up similarly obsolete and decrepit ancient poofters for dry wheezy
>> old-people buttsex. LOL
> nice fanfic fakeLotus.
>
>
Translation:
"I wish I was that creative. I'm going to snip the rest because it
reminds me that I'm a talentless dolt."
--
Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757
DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID:
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>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.
> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.
Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.
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DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
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> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
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DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
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"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
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