XPost: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks
From: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer (aka Craptain Kneel Whorin' The
Pusillanimous Pail-Pooping Pooter Pirate of the SS Cut The [mus]Turd),
in did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 00:18:31 -0800,
> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka
> Chimpy the Coin-Slot Operated SuckMonkey, aka
> 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1')
> wrote:
>> In article <93pb4k.i4d.19.1@news.alt.net>,
>> Drunken Debbie Hughes the Menopausal Stalking
>> Suicidal-When-Drunk FagHag Pissbumette (aka
>> Ms. Kitty, Destroyer of Wieners # 6), socked
>> up as B00py@gurl.yep says...
>>>>>> I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.
>>>>> Okay, you first!
>>>> ====3
Chimpy's gonna try throwing a hotdog down a hallway again... after
that hallway's already rejected Chimpy as being *too* gay. Twice. LOL
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>>> /| |~~~~ ~~~~\ \-._ \
>>> / | | =O=\ =O= \ \ \_ |
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>>> || | | \`\.-. |
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>>> / /\|| \ \\ / /\\ | |
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>>> _.- `-._ \ ||| ----' // .- _`--'|
>>> ./ ___ _.--'' | .-'| / -' _ \ |\
>>> / .-' // _.-/| | '-'+ | - '| |||\
>>> / / // /_./ // `. / \\_\\ / \\|\
>>> | / |/-' _./. - /.-'_\__// // _\_--
>>> | | / .-' | | /| / _ || |\ / //`\
>>> \ \ / `\ \ \ \||_-_-\\\\ \| |/ /
>>> / ./|/| .-'_\ \ \||/ _.\\\ /| | ||
>>> . | //| /_._ `-._ \| / -\ | /`-\ |\\
>>> | | |_ \// `\ `-.// \| /_-/||/ \ / /'
>>> ' \= - | \.\\/ \\__/ /\.____//
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>>> | / . ' . ` \ _' \
>>> ....++ / . O \ \ ' / ||
>>> ......+++ | . . ' | \-' / |
>>> ......++.+ | .'. \-' /
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>>> ...."""""."""" / ` .| |
>>> ....""""+.."""" _.' ` ' |+..|
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>>> ........""|++..""""". `- """"""/++....
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>>> \.... .::::::::""""""""...:::::::::::::::/
>>> ./ ..:::::::"""""""".:::::F_P::::::::
>>> ./ .::::::""""""""".:::::::::
>>> / ..:::::"""""""..+__..--'
>>> / .::"""_/::::..``
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>>> \_ \
>>> `-.__/ /
>>> |_/
That's quite the cavern Drunken Deb's trying to hide with her hands...
and her feet... and her arms... and her legs. LOL
At least sex in the dark with Drunken Deb is easy... just yodel and
listen for the echo and you know where your target is. LOL
>> That's a lot better that Fakey's queer ASCII art showing a man's gaping
>> asshole, that he tried to claim was a vagina.
Chimpy insists *again* that a vagina is a "man's gaping asshole"
(Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls" (Chimpy's words) and
"giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words)... what a queer gay fag
*moron*! LOL!
Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
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She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\' | / v \\ :
\ \/ _-- __| \ |
\ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
\_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
/\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
/ /\| <_____) | (___> / \
| ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
......that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got
away", this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
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