XPost: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks
From: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in
did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> He's a nut job, for sure. The only reason I don't Formosa him, is he's
> stubbornly resistant to the constant ass kickings everyone gives him.
> It's like water off a duck's ass. Fakey's a narcissistic, egotistical,
> cowardly, snarky little sociopath, but he can't see that. Fair game,
> IMO.
Is that why *you* melted down and ran away the last time you were
caught comparing the picture of a gaping vagina I'd posted of your
"lost love" to your fapfile goatse image and insisting the gaping
vagina image *was* the goatse image in your fapfile?
Or is that simply because you're *so* gay that when you look at a
clearly labeled vagina all you see is a "man's gaping asshole"
(Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls" (Chimpy's words), "giant
ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut sack swinging" (Chimpy's
words). LOL!
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She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\' | / v \\ :
\ \/ _-- __| \ |
\ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
\_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
/\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
/ /\| <_____) | (___> / \
| ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
........that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got
away", this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
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Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!
Every time Chimpy looks at a clearly labeled vagina, all he sees is a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words). LOL
Remember your meltdown over that, Chimpy?
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I ran a best 9.567 ET at 142.626 MPH. It's a good thing it wasn't open
street legal racing, and instead was club racing... they have a
minimum 10 second ET rule for open street legal racing. I'd have been
red-flagged. I could shave a bit more off in my '0 MPH racing'... I
don't race often enough to perfect my reaction time.
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Of course, Chimpy melted down badly over the incident.
He starts melting down:
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But puts a screeching halt to that by preparing to run away to Teh
Flonk, using a whinging "this place is boring" mewl to cover up his
getting spanked out of AUK. He fake-plonks everyone who's pointing out
that he's a deluded retard, later responding to them and uncovering
just what a kook he is:
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But he still manages to burble out a bit of froth before he runs away
to the arms of the admitted gay man who's offered to save him from his
predicament by "inviting" him to Teh Flonk... conveniently right at
the time that Chimpy's getting spanked hardest:
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And then the coward is gone to Teh Flonk, snuggled safely in the warm
embrace of the gay man who played the part of his savior:
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Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2013 17:12:15 +0000 (UTC)
"I'm getting tired of this cesspool anyway, and my work here is
pretty-much done."
The parting words of a spankard. Of course, just as all kooks do, he
announced his departure, and was back in a short while.
Chimpy proclaims 'victolly' despite him being the one who melted down,
frothed in the wee hours, socked up, lied, cried, fake-plonked
everyone pointing out he was being a retard, desperately clung to his
faggoty belief that a picture of a vagina was actually a guy's balls
and asshole, and the delusion that the track I race at is closed. So
he gets spanked out of Teh Flonk and back into AUK for further
humiliation. By now, he's reduced to cut-n-paste screeding, and
posting tribute love videos to his Usenet Lord and Master:
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Chimpy starts bleating out his butthurt even louder, in a top-posted
1:40 AM screed spammed to 12 groups that got him dumped in the spam
bin at both E-S and Mixmin... while fucking up the Newsgroups: line
because he was so flustered from receiving continual spankage:
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And Chimpy runs away (again):
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Chimpy returns in full froth, only to be caught in several lies:
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Then Chimpy runs away (again):
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Checkmate can't help but snipe at his Usenet Lord and Master from the
snubbery, as all cowards do. But he's discouraged, defeated, broken...
and making noises like he's gonna give up Usenet for good:
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