XPost: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks
From: FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in
did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:
> In article <7286a8a7-6268-49b2-a504-7d75f4a65523@googlegroups.com>,
> Alexander Anthony Cain of Griffin, GA (aka Midget Dink The Blistered
> Clitted Sister Fister) says...
Alexander Anthony Cain of Griffin, GA gave his sister herpes. LOL
>> On Monday, January 25, 2016 at 10:32:56 AM UTC-5,
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>>> *Morons*. LOL
>>>
>>> 120 | .^. .^. .^.
>>> | / \ / \ / \
>>> | / \ / \ / \
>>> 0 |--X-------X-------X-------X--
>>> | \ / \ / \ /
>>> | \ / \ / \ /
>>> 120 | 'v' 'v' 'v'
>>>
>>> So... I was utterly, provably, assuredly, obviously, absolutely,
>>> completely, undeniably, indubitably, irrefutably, consummately,
>>> demonstrably, indisputably, unassailably, unmistakably, axiomatically,
>>> incontestably, superlatively, unambiguously, unequivocally,
>>> unimpeachably, unmitigatedly, unqualifiedly, unquestionably,
>>> authoritatively, incontrovertibly 100% correct.
>>>
>>> Whereas Chimpy is a bad electrician and a bleaty history-revising
>>> credit-stealing lying backpedaling bleatfarting simpering little queer
>>> gay faggot *moron*. LOL
>> I didn't know you had stolen someone's credit.
I didn't know you're a shortbus window licker in addition to being a
sister fisting midget and lifelong failure living at home with mommy.
Wait... yeah I did. Everybody does. LOL
> Is he still bawling because I destroyed the ko0k awards in two months,
> after he tried unsuccessfully for three fucking years? LOL!
>
> Crybabies gotta bawl...
And cowards like you gotta run away from their ongoing SPNAK!. LOL
Aren't you the queer gay fag who k'lamed he'd run off *all* the old
guard stauker cabal in a mere *one* month, Chimpy? Then when you
realized how ludicrous that k'lame sounded, you extended it to two
months. LOL
In fact, DiddleTard was largely absent for a long time before you
started making your retarded k'lame because I outed every little
detail of his having been convicted of molesting a minor, proved he
was lying about it, and contacted everyone within a 5 mile radius of
his home, including the elementary school he lived next to, and the
Girl Scout troops he was cozying up to. His neighbors were apoplectic
that a convicted child molester could weasel his way off the Sex
Offender Registry and they'd not been told they were living near him.
LOL
Now you're backpedaling and saying you only ran off Burnore... not
even Cujo anymore, let alone all the rest of the old guard stalker
cabal. Chimpy catches himself in even more of his pathetic lies. LOL
Chimpy can only k'lame that he did in two months what I actually did
in three years because I did for three years what Chimpy's too much of
a pants-shitting coward to *ever* do.
Notice how Chimpy tries to revise history when he gets continually
spanked? Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I
posted that picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about
"the one who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be
the *best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched
into a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.
How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangley
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangley bits? LOL!
A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!
Take, for instance, this emoticon:
:(
And now I'll change it to:
:-)
But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him really, really gay. LOL
Or Chimpy can admit he's desperately trying to get me to post the
goatse image rather than the image of his "lost love" so he can fap to
it... which makes him really, really gay. LOL
Either way, Chimpy's a bleaty historical revisionist credit-stealing
lying backpedaling bleatfarting simpering little queer gay faggot
*moron*. LOL
And now that I've backed Chimpy into yet another corner, we can all
sit back and enjoy the show as he ffoooooaaaammms. LOL
Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
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She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\' | / v \\ :
\ \/ _-- __| \ |
\ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
\_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
/\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
/ /\| <_____) | (___> / \
| ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
.........that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got
away", this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
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Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!
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