XPost: alt.conspiracy, alt.comp.freeware   
   From: super.pooh@fluffyunderbelly.invalid   
      
   On Sat, 10 Aug 2019 21:22:46 +0800, "Mr. Man-wai Chang"   
    wrote:   
      
   >Power restored to London and southeast England after National Grid failure   
   >Full story:   
   >   
   >   
   >London (CNN)Trains ground to a halt, homes went dark and cars wandered   
   >through intersections without functioning traffic lights as large   
   >swathes of London and southern England temporarily lost power Friday.   
      
   We managed to get all of our Spitfires airborne before the Hun had half   
   a chance to get half way across the channel and used signal fires across   
   the North Downs and along the South coast to signal to our valiant   
   armies to take up position and prepare for the possibility of invasion.   
   Our sailors rolled out of the pubs onto a flotilla of small ships,   
   girded their loins and prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice in case   
   we needed to drive fire ships into the very heart of the enemy.   
      
   But did the BBC report this. Did they arse.   
      
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