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   Message 780 of 786   
   Skeeter to All   
   Re: North Korean imposes death penalt fo   
   28 Nov 25 15:02:30   
   
   XPost: alt.slack, alt.suicide.recovery   
   From: invalid@none.com   
      
   In article ,   
   horchata12839@gmail.com says...   
   >   
   > Tony wrote:   
   > > Elendil wrote:   
   > >> Tony wrote:   
   > >>> Nomen Nescio wrote:   
   > >>>> Kim Jong Un is the master of absurdist comedy!   
   > >>>>   
   > >>>   
   > >>> I've had this Otto Warmbier on the brain syndrome for the last 8   
   > >>> years. Every time I thiunkZ about it it's like its just yesterday   
   > >>> everything happened. That Z society and Methodist church suckered   
   > >>> Otto in going to North Korea with his quietest boots all packed for   
   > >>> the journey to steal that poster. You know what I wanna be the guy   
   > >>> who rules all of North Korea and have these slant-eyed lowlife   
   > >>> peasants build statures of me with a sledge hammer in both my hands.   
   > >>> That Kim Jung Uh guy he can be my shoe-shine boy.   
   > >>   
   > >> Next time I go to Japan I'm going to get off midflight in Seoul, South   
   > >> Korea. I'm going to pack my football gear and wear my shoulder pads   
   > >> and just start walking north stopping for no one. It's on my bucket list.   
   > >   
   > > Make sure it doesn't have an American name on it the North Koreans hate   
   > > all Americans.   
   >   
   > I think I'll go back to eating barbecue chicken at the keyboard. That's   
   > about as far as I seem to be able to extend this analogy. Life is   
   > futile, Rockets are irrelevant. South Koreans are perverts. China &   
   > Japan are at the heart of East Asia, not some brothel in the Arctic Ocean.   
      
   and porcupines are shy   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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