XPost: alt.slack, alt.suicide.recovery   
   From: horchata12839@gmail.com   
      
   Tony wrote:   
   > Elendil wrote:   
   >> Tony wrote:   
   >>> Nomen Nescio wrote:   
   >>>> Kim Jong Un is the master of absurdist comedy!   
   >>>>   
   >>>   
   >>> I've had this Otto Warmbier on the brain syndrome for the last 8   
   >>> years. Every time I thiunkZ about it it's like its just yesterday   
   >>> everything happened. That Z society and Methodist church suckered   
   >>> Otto in going to North Korea with his quietest boots all packed for   
   >>> the journey to steal that poster. You know what I wanna be the guy   
   >>> who rules all of North Korea and have these slant-eyed lowlife   
   >>> peasants build statures of me with a sledge hammer in both my hands.   
   >>> That Kim Jung Uh guy he can be my shoe-shine boy.   
   >>   
   >> Next time I go to Japan I'm going to get off midflight in Seoul, South   
   >> Korea. I'm going to pack my football gear and wear my shoulder pads   
   >> and just start walking north stopping for no one. It's on my bucket list.   
   >   
   > Make sure it doesn't have an American name on it the North Koreans hate   
   > all Americans.   
      
   I think I'll go back to eating barbecue chicken at the keyboard. That's   
   about as far as I seem to be able to extend this analogy. Life is   
   futile, Rockets are irrelevant. South Koreans are perverts. China &   
   Japan are at the heart of East Asia, not some brothel in the Arctic Ocean.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)