Subject: FW: Immigration Law   
   FYI.....Before I forwarded this, I googled "Mexican Immigration Laws",   
   sure enough!     Susan   
      
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   I want to call this proposal the *Limbaugh Laws*. Here they are.   
   First, if you immigrate to the United States of America, you must   
   speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an   
   investor. We are not going to take unskilled workers. You will not be   
   allowed. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools,   
   no special ballots for elections, no government business will be   
   conducted in your native language. Foreigners will not have the right   
   to vote, I don't care how long they are here, nor will they ever be   
   allowed to hold political office.   
   According to the Limbaugh Laws, if you're in our country, you cannot   
   be a burden to tax payers.You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to   
   food stamps, or other government goodies.   
   You can come in if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to   
   40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't now have that   
   amount of money, you can't come and invest. You have to stay home. If   
   you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to   
   restrict your options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront   
   property in the United States. That will be reserved for citizens   
   naturally born in this country. In fact, as a foreigner, you must   
   relinquish individual rights to property. These are the Limbaugh   
   Laws. Another thing. You don't have the right to protest when you   
   come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a   
   foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president   
   or his policies, or you get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut   
   your mouth or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go   
   straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til we find you.   
   I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty   
   harsh. I imagine today some of you probably are going,"Yeah! Yeah!"   
   Well, let me tell you this, folks. Every one of the laws I just   
   mentioned are actual laws of Mexico, today.   
   I just read you Mexican immigration law.   
      
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    I am certainly not a Limbaugh fan, and try to not be a bigot. But   
   dammit, my town is saturated with "immigrants".   
      
    I don't know how much more La Cockaroacha music, and Budweiser beer   
   bottles in my yard I can take...   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)