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   "Darrin"  wrote in message   
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   > Dave, not to rag on Oregonians, but next to Paris, London, Los Angeles   
   > or New York (aka The State That Has Everything, The World's Second   
   > Home, Greatest City In The World, The City, Naked City, Concrete   
   > Jungle, Big Apple, Gotham City, Metropolis, Empire State), there's   
   > absolutely BUPKESS doing out in Oregon!eeh Not exactly a hotbed of   
   > culture! LOL! I still PISH in my pants when Oregon had been mentioned   
   > in a previous thread, and one boob of a user had the CHUTZPAH to   
   > respond with: "The West Coast rocks!" LOL! Oh yes, every time the "West   
   > Coast" is mentioned, Oregon is the first state that immediately comes   
   > to mind!hehee Unfknblvbl! ehe OR may be West Coast, but it's still   
   > technically a fly-over state! LOL! -D, NYC "Los Angeles is for those   
   > who sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city will make   
   > me dance like New York" - MADONNA.."Free fever got me and I had to go I   
   > never seen that woman no more..New York City is a place I   
   > been...Portland, Oregon, to the Mexican line..Boy let me tell you the   
   > women are fine" - J.J. CALE.."I mean the City of New York...for New   
   > York is a wonder city, a veritable fairyland..with many sights not to   
   > be seen in Massachusetts or Maryland" - OGDEN NASH.."In New York, even   
   > if you're Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana,   
   > you're going to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b.   
   > Leonard Alfred Schneider, LI, NY - umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."I   
   > moved into my apartment Sept. 10. In one day I saw the worst but also   
   > the best of New York. Its people are glorious, marvelous. The best.   
   > First-run movies? We got it. Tops in theater? We got it. Ballet, opera,   
   > circus, concerts. More culture here, more in the way of arts than   
   > anywhere in the world. New York is the Athens of today" - MATT   
   > DAMON.."More history happened in New York than in any other place in   
   > the nation" - KENNETH T. JACKSON, Columbia Universit, Encyclopedia of   
   > New York.."What I took back, because of my exposure to the Jewish music   
   > of the '30s and the '40s in my upbringing with my father, was that kind   
   > of theatrical songwriting. It was always a part of my character. This   
   > desire to make people laugh" - PETE TOWNSHEND.."New York is the only   
   > real city-city" - TRUMAN CAPOTE.."If I'd lived in Roman times, I'd have   
   > lived in Rome. Where else? Today America is the Roman Empire and New   
   > York is Rome itself" - JOHN LENNON (one of NY's most famous adoptive   
   > sons, Strawberry Fields Memorial, Central Park - world's most famous   
   > recreational park).."New York City is the central home for this entire   
   > planet. The Olympics draws contestants from all countries. Wherever   
   > they come from we've got a family for them, a neighborhood for them, a   
   > group who speak their language, cook their food, support their   
   > religion, understand their needs. We have someone for everyone" - JUDGE   
   > JUDY (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."From New York - the grestest city   
   > in the world!" - LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN (Ed Sullivan Theatre -   
   > placed The Beatles on the musical map!).."The Olympics could go   
   > anywhere else? Where else is there? New York is everything else. Go   
   > right, there's Chinatown; go left, Little Italy. Uptown, Harlem.   
   > Midtown, Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews. Queens, Koreans. It's a cheap way   
   > to have relatives" eh - JOAN RIVERS (b. Molinksy, Bklyn - umpteenth   
   > sweet, Jewish NYer)..."I feel safe in New York City" - AC/DC.."If we   
   > were forced to choose just one, there would be no way to deny that   
   > Judaism is the most important intellectual development in human   
   > history" - DAVID GELERTNER, Yale University Professor.."Five Jewish men   
   > influenced the history of Western civilization: Moses said the law is   
   > everything. Jesus said love is everything. Marx said capital is   
   > everything. Freud said sex is everything. Einstein said everything is   
   > relative" eh.."My so-called Jewish roots are in Egypt. They went down   
   > there with Joseph, and they came back with Moses, you know, the guy   
   > that killed the Egyptian, married an Ethiopian girl, and brought the   
   > law down from the mountain" - BOB DYLAN (b. Zimmerman, sweet Jew -   
   > "Voice of A Generation," Top 100 selling artist of all-time).."Til I   
   > come into New York town. People goin' down to the ground. Buildings   
   > goin' up to the sky..I swung on to my old guitar..grabbed hold of a   
   > subway car..and after a rocking, reeling, rolling ride..I landed up on   
   > the downtown side; Greenwich Village (mecca of folk)" - BOB DYLAN (b.   
   > Zimmerman, insert you know what here!ehe).."The extraordinary European   
   > Jews who emigrated to New York were enriching the city's intellectual   
   > life with an intensity that has probably never been equaled anywhere   
   > during a comparable period of time. I was raised largely by these   
   > Jews...They were my teachers; they were my employers; they were my   
   > friends. They introduced me to a world of books and ideas that I didn't   
   > know existed" - MARLON BRANDO (excerpt from "Songs My Mother Taught   
   > Me").."Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Staten..from the Battery to the top   
   > of Manhattan..Asian, Middle-Eastern and Latin..Black, White, New York -   
   > you make it happen" - BEASTIE BOYS (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYers -   
   > first successful all-white rap group).."I've seen the lights go out on   
   > Broadway - I saw the Empire State laid low" - BILLY JOEL (umpteenth   
   > sweet, Jewish NYer - Top 100 selling artist of all-time).."New York -   
   > the only city in the world where you can order a Kosher corned beef   
   > sandwich that doesn't fit in your mouth, watch a film being made, and   
   > be flipped off - all at once!" ehee.."Western civilization is   
   > undeniably a 'Jewified' civilization, however offensive the word may be   
   > to our ears because of the ugly use made of it by anti-Semites -   
   > anti-Semites believed that Jews were everywhere, and in a sense they   
   > were almost everywhere that counted in modern society." - Albert   
   > Lindemann in Esau's Tears: Modern anti-Semitism and the Rise of the   
   > Jews.."My mom was Jewish, so some would call me Jewish. My background   
   > is very much that style of writing, Neil Simon (sweet NYer) and Mel   
   > Brooks (sweet Nyer), and 'Your Show of Show' guys are what I grew up   
   > loving. So, I probably drew on my New York background and my Jewish   
      
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