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|    Larry (Scratch) to Larry Caldwell    |
|    Re: Calling all Jewish Oregonians - all     |
|    12 May 06 09:14:23    |
      XPost: or.politics, alt.fan.states.oregon, alt.tasteless       XPost: alt.2eggs.sausage.beans.tomatoes.2toast.largetea.cheerslove       From: Scratch@Tigard.OR.com              Larry Caldwell wrote:       > Darrin quotes Samuel L. Jackson reading from a 'B' movie script:       >       >> because I'd never eat the filthy mother f*ckers." > Pigs sleep and root in       sh*t. That's a filthy       >> animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense       >> enough to disregard its own feces."       >       > That's a cute comedy routine, but has nothing to do with pigs, which       > are the most fastidious of animals. When confined in a pen, pigs       > choose one spot to use as a latrine and avoid it at all other times.              That is not true. I have watched pigs lick the ass of another pigs ass       as it was taking a dump. and I have watched other pigs roll in a fresh       dump after a pig took a crap. You want to put that kind of disgusting       animal in your moth, go for it but the health consequences is between       you and your doctor. Remember this conversation in later years.              > When given free range, a pig will hike a quarter of a mile to take a       > dump or piss, just to keep it away from its food supply.              Maybe, but they also enjoy road kill. Tell us about their sweat glands       and how they rid their bodies of toxins. I'd like to know :)                     >       > Pigs are naturally much cleaner than people,              You could be right if you had said some people. I have on occasion       visited downtown Portland and observed long haired sandal toed people       playing Gee Tars :)                      and spare me the jokes       > about eating people.       >                     --       "Every concession leads to aggression"       Putin, 2005              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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