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   Larry (Scratch) to Larry Caldwell   
   Re: Calling all Jewish Oregonians - all    
   12 May 06 09:14:23   
   
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   From: Scratch@Tigard.OR.com   
      
   Larry Caldwell wrote:   
   > Darrin quotes Samuel L. Jackson reading from a 'B' movie script:   
   >   
   >> because I'd never eat the filthy mother f*ckers."  > Pigs sleep and root in   
   sh*t. That's a filthy   
   >> animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense   
   >> enough to disregard its own feces."   
   >   
   > That's a cute comedy routine, but has nothing to do with pigs, which   
   > are the most fastidious of animals.  When confined in a pen, pigs   
   > choose one spot to use as a latrine and avoid it at all other times.   
      
   That is not true. I have watched pigs lick the ass of another pigs ass   
   as it was taking a dump. and I have watched other pigs roll in a fresh   
   dump after a pig took a crap. You want to put that kind of disgusting   
   animal in your moth, go for it but the health consequences is between   
   you and your doctor. Remember this conversation in later years.   
      
   > When given free range, a pig will hike a quarter of a mile to take a   
   > dump or piss, just to keep it away from its food supply.   
      
   Maybe, but they also enjoy road kill. Tell us about their sweat glands   
   and how they rid their bodies of toxins. I'd like to know  :)   
      
      
   >   
   > Pigs are naturally much cleaner than people,   
      
   You could be right if you had said some people. I have on occasion   
   visited downtown Portland and observed long haired sandal toed people   
   playing Gee Tars  :)   
      
      
     and spare me the jokes   
   > about eating people.   
   >   
      
      
   --   
   "Every concession leads to aggression"   
   Putin, 2005   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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