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   From: firstnamelastinitial@peaksky.com   
      
   In article <4493a777$0$31271$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-   
   01.iinet.net.au>, please@askifyouwannaknow (Farm1) says...   
      
   > A shotgun at close range should fix the problem.   
      
   Fran, I thought Australians had strict gun control!  Are you still   
   settling your squabbles with gunsmoke?   
      
   In the USA, shooting people is entirely an urban solution.  Us rural   
   types just hog tie them and toss them in with the hogs.  When the hogs   
   are done with them, run the bones through a grinder and spread the bone   
   meal on the peonies.  It's ever so much neater with no inconvenient   
   body, and you can make a good nickel selling the hogs.   
      
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