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   From: dchadduck@comcast.net   
      
   Larry Caldwell wrote:   
   > In article <4493a777$0$31271$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-   
   > 01.iinet.net.au>, please@askifyouwannaknow (Farm1) says...   
   >   
   >> A shotgun at close range should fix the problem.   
   >   
   > Fran, I thought Australians had strict gun control!  Are you still   
   > settling your squabbles with gunsmoke?   
   >   
   > In the USA, shooting people is entirely an urban solution.  Us rural   
   > types just hog tie them and toss them in with the hogs.  When the hogs   
   > are done with them, run the bones through a grinder and spread the bone   
   > meal on the peonies.  It's ever so much neater with no inconvenient   
   > body, and you can make a good nickel selling the hogs.   
      
   So when's the best time to apply the bone meal? I've never had the best   
   of luck with Peonies, thought CA Bay Area is not the best local. I do   
   keep trying. Grew up with peonies with dozens of 6" blossoms on every   
   plant. Fragrance heavenly. Can still smell them 40 years later.   
      
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