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|    Jim Ledford to Larry Caldwell    |
|    Re: Net Stalkers    |
|    17 Jun 06 20:05:42    |
      XPost: news.groups, misc.rural       From: jimled@bellsouth.net              Larry Caldwell wrote:              > Farm1 says...       >       > > A shotgun at close range should fix the problem.       >       > Fran, I thought Australians had strict gun control! Are you still       > settling your squabbles with gunsmoke?       >       > In the USA, shooting people is entirely an urban solution. Us rural       > types just hog tie them and toss them in with the hogs. When the hogs       > are done with them, run the bones through a grinder and spread the bone       > meal on the peonies. It's ever so much neater with no inconvenient       > body, and you can make a good nickel selling the hogs.              do, ya'll pluck their gold fillings first?              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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