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   From: jimled@bellsouth.net   
      
   Sharon B wrote:   
      
   > Doug Chadduck wrote:   
   > >Larry Caldwell wrote:   
   > >> Farm1 says...   
   > >>   
   > >>> A shotgun at close range should fix the problem.   
   > >>   
   > >> Fran, I thought Australians had strict gun control!  Are you still   
   > >> settling your squabbles with gunsmoke?   
   > >>   
   > >> In the USA, shooting people is entirely an urban solution.  Us rural   
   > >> types just hog tie them and toss them in with the hogs.  When the hogs   
   > >> are done with them, run the bones through a grinder and spread the bone   
   > >> meal on the peonies.  It's ever so much neater with no inconvenient   
   > >> body, and you can make a good nickel selling the hogs.   
   > >   
   > >So when's the best time to apply the bone meal? I've never had the best   
   > >of luck with Peonies, thought CA Bay Area is not the best local. I do   
   > >keep trying. Grew up with peonies with dozens of 6" blossoms on every   
   > >plant. Fragrance heavenly. Can still smell them 40 years later.   
   >   
   > Move back to the hills.  Larry ain't no hillbilly, I dun care WHAT he   
   > rightly says about hog food (and my personal favorite is rock salt in   
   > a double barrel--never had it applied to /my/ backside, but I have   
   > friends.....and from what I understand, it works a right   
   > trick)--/real/ hillbillies don't whine about wimmen folk less'n   
   > they've been a long time dipper into their Pa's moonshine and he was   
   > usin' some kind of lead in the still---like Sky King, for example.   
      
   girl, you do get around...  :)   
      
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