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   From: please@askifyouwannaknow   
      
   "Larry Caldwell"  wrote in message   
   > 01.iinet.net.au>, please@askifyouwannaknow (Farm1) says...   
   >   
   > > A shotgun at close range should fix the problem.   
   >   
   > Fran, I thought Australians had strict gun control!   
      
   Yes we do but that is not to say that most farmers still have guns and   
   use them.   
      
   Are you still   
   > settling your squabbles with gunsmoke?   
      
   Not as often as I think sometimes should.   But we do a nice line in   
   serial killers.  We can't match you Yanks for homicides but we do have   
   some great serial killers.  Mostly from South Australia for some   
   reason.   
      
   > In the USA, shooting people is entirely an urban solution.  Us rural   
   > types just hog tie them and toss them in with the hogs.  When the   
   hogs   
   > are done with them, run the bones through a grinder and spread the   
   bone   
   > meal on the peonies.  It's ever so much neater with no inconvenient   
   > body, and you can make a good nickel selling the hogs.   
      
   Sounds like a good solution.  And while you are at it, give the   
   peonies some lime - they thrive on it.   
      
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