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   Russell Senior to All   
   Re: Oregon golfers suck   
   18 Jun 06 23:23:59   
   
   XPost: or.politics, or.general   
   From: seniorr@aracnet.com   
      
   >>>>> "gatt" == gatt   writes:   
      
   gatt> A golf course in Wilsonville today... a woman who is 7 months   
   gatt> pregnant gets a flat tire. Pulls over into a golf course parking   
   gatt> lot to change her it.  Lots of people in the parking   
   gatt> lot. Changes the tire herself while [...]   
      
   Trust me.  Anyone 7 months pregnant is in for a hell of a lot more   
   challenges than changing a tire.  Consider it an opportunity to   
   practice ad hoc problem solving, which she will experience a-plenty   
   in the very near future.   
      
   Oh, and I am guessing you are due for congratulations on impending   
   fatherhood.  Good luck.   
      
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