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|    Bill Shatzer to gatt    |
|    Re: Oregon golfers suck    |
|    19 Jun 06 17:17:13    |
      XPost: or.politics, or.general       From: bshatzerNO@comcast.net              gatt wrote:              >>>>IE, real men. Here's hoping their Viagra is tainted, their hair       >>>>continues to fall out and their tires blow out sometime as their       >>>>Propecia causes renal failure.              >>>Where were you while you were observing this display of male       >>>indifference?              > At work.              >>>Why didn't YOU volunteer your services to change the tire?              > I wasn't there. My wife was. She changed it herself.              Ah, well, I apologize then - I misunderstood the source of the story and       assumed it was based on your observations rather than what was related       to you by your pregant wife.              Still, might I suggest an AAA membership? You're both going to be       hauling around that little bundle of joy shortly and AAA is useful for       more than just flat tires.              Not even a pack of slobbish golfers is likely to be around iffen the       transmission decides to die on I-205 some dark and windy night.              Plus they'll inspect and adjust your child safety seat for free - or       rather, for no additional cost.              Peace and justice,              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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