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   Message 5,101 of 6,995   
   Bill Shatzer to gatt   
   Re: Oregon golfers suck   
   19 Jun 06 17:17:13   
   
   XPost: or.politics, or.general   
   From: bshatzerNO@comcast.net   
      
   gatt wrote:   
      
   >>>>IE, real men.  Here's hoping their Viagra is tainted, their hair   
   >>>>continues to fall out and their tires blow out sometime as their   
   >>>>Propecia causes renal failure.   
      
   >>>Where were you while you were observing this display of male   
   >>>indifference?   
      
   > At work.   
      
   >>>Why didn't YOU volunteer your services to change the tire?   
      
   > I wasn't there. My wife was.  She changed it herself.   
      
   Ah, well, I apologize then - I misunderstood the source of the story and   
   assumed it was based on your observations rather than what was related   
   to you by your pregant wife.   
      
   Still, might I suggest an AAA membership?  You're both going to be   
   hauling around that little bundle of joy shortly and AAA is useful for   
   more than just flat tires.   
      
   Not even a pack of slobbish golfers is likely to be around iffen the   
   transmission decides to die on I-205 some dark and windy night.   
      
   Plus they'll inspect and adjust your child safety seat for free - or   
   rather, for no additional cost.   
      
   Peace and justice,   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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