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   alt.culture.oregon      Meh, I hear Portland is a tad overrated      6,995 messages   

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   Message 5,153 of 6,995   
   Paul Johnson to gatt   
   Re: portland drivers are moronic fools   
   06 Jul 06 14:12:01   
   
   From: baloo@ursine.ca   
      
   gatt wrote:   
      
   >   
   > "douchebag larry"  wrote in message   
   > news:1151529316.963750.228170@y41g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...   
   >   
   >> i know oregon is white bread stupid, but ya'll must know how to use a   
   >> goddamn turn signal..   
   >>   
   >> and for christsake stop following so close, next time i visit i may   
   >> introduce your dome to my rear licence plate when i slam on my brakes.   
   >   
   > Much as I want to, I can't find fault with the man's post.   
      
   Except if you compare when Oregon was mostly Oregonians instead of   
   Californians, he's wrong.  To me, it's obvious he's complaining about the   
   Californian Invasion.   
      
   > Except to say, check out Washington sometime.  Those dumbasses can't drive   
   > in a straight line without getting in a wreck. Witness I-205 or I-5   
   > northbound any day of the week.   
      
   That simply demonstrates Washington has a greater degree of Californication,   
   which I've noticed, too.  Try driving Seattle in the rain:  Some fucktard   
   will be glued to your back window ready to drive through you if you have to   
   slow down for a traffic jam or swerve to avoid an in-lane hazard.   
      
   > On Monday, a woman was hit by a train. I   
   > told my dad "They're gonna say the train swerved and sue the railroad."   
   > Sho 'nuff, they're filing a lawsuit because the woman didn't see the   
   > train.   
      
   They deserve to lose, and I really hope Amtrak and Union Pacific countersues   
   for lost revenue from having their trackage closed to clean those morons   
   off the right of way.  Even though it won't happen, I'd also like the   
   surviving family to pay for 100% of the investigation and cleanup costs as   
   well.  Why should everyone else pay for that family's retards?   
      
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