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|    Larry Caldwell to All    |
|    Re: Let's go hiking!    |
|    12 Dec 06 07:28:44    |
      XPost: or.politics       From: firstnamelastinitial@peaksky.com              In article <12nrkv1402av7fa@corp.supernews.com>,       LiveFromTheClocktower@gfy.com (gatt) says...       >       >       > Hey, everybody. I have a great idea.       >       > Now that it's December, ball-shrivelling cold, windy as hell and the whole       > ass-end of the area is closed because of washouts and inclement weather, and       > search and rescue crews have just finished recovering one dead man lost to       > hypothermia and isolation, and there's more weather coming, LET'S CLIMB MT.       > HOOD!       >       > Never climbed Hood before? Since there's a storm forecast, let's pack       > lightly so we're not bogged down with survival gear. Then, when we're stuck       > in the storm we'll wait for some other sorry chump to come up and look for       > us. Hell, the helicopters will do it. They LOVE hovering in gusting winds       > and mountain winter weather in low visibility and I'm sure their families       > will appreciate the risk to their lives they way they did when they augered       > that helicopter rescuing dumbass climbers previously.              You notice they are all foreigners, two from Texas and one from New       York.              I climbed Hood once, in February. Winter is the safest time to do it.       You sure want to watch the weather report, though.              --       For email, replace firstnamelastinitial       with my first name and last initial.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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