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   From: suckit@Bushies.net   
      
   While Jimmy Kimmel's man show did feature large breasted women, it was a   
   cable show. Fox&Friends is a popular morning show, on a major cable network,   
   that must have kids in its audience as Steve Doocy did ask them to send   
   examples of evil, librul textbooks to Fox&Friends. Fox&Friends features   
   persecuted Christians who get a sympathetic ear from Miss America 1988 and   
   "culture warrior," Gretchen Carlson, who bemoans the lack of proper moral   
   standards in this evil, librul society. Only last week, she was concerned   
   about a high school cheerleading routine that was, in her good Christian   
   mind, a grave example of dirty dancing. But meanwhile, Gretchen's   
   Fox&Friends, is the place for impressionable youth to see American "juggies"   
   and bodacious "booty" in all its glory. Not only do we have Hooters girls   
   there to serve "the guys" (boobs in another sense!) hot wings; but now we   
   have the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders appearing as examples of role models for   
   physical fitness. I'm sure it's quite uplifting for American daddies as they   
   race off to work and for pubescent junior on his way to librul   
   indoctrination in our schools. It's all heterosexual, so it's good!!!!   
      
   Last week, on Bill O'Reilly's "Culture Warriors" segment, our lady of the   
   Gopher State, in discussing the dance moves of the cheerleaders in the   
   video, said that "spreading your legs and shaking your booty" were "overtly   
   sexual." She didn't like them "bending over." When O'Reilly said that the   
   routine was similar to the type of thing the Los Angeles Lakers cheerleaders   
   did, Gretchen asserted that high school girls shouldn't be emulating   
   professional cheerleaders and that "racy" routines send the wrong message.   
   But yet - but yet, this morning Fox&Friends features a routine, by the   
   Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, which features a great deal of booty shaking and   
   bending over (in outfits far more revealing than the high school girls) to   
   show that booty as, according to their coach, role models for anti obesity.   
   And never shy about promoting products or programs, the brown haired guy who   
   isn't Steve Doocy, introduced Megan Fox (no, not that Megan Fox) a well   
   cleavaged cheerleader who has a new reality show, about the training of the   
   squad, on CMT (eeh, hah!). The music was "boom, boom, shake, now drop" by   
   Pitbull. And while it is a great work out song, I do question the seeming   
   cognitive dissonance between the Fox News moralizing about the lack of   
   "family values" in librul Hollywood and lyrics like: "I wanna see ya work   
   (work) that pole 'till 'till 'till you get sweaty. I wanna hit it from from   
   the back. I promise you'll like it if you let me.. Cause I like booty n tigg   
   ol bittys.Don't be scared shake that thang.We got plenty of cash girl.You   
   you call your friends n then I I call my friends N we can do the thang in   
   the back back of the benz.." (Yo, yo, Bill O'Reilly, there are videos of   
   this available which you could use for your "culture warriors" thang. I know   
   you're not a rap fan; but you do appreciate "tigg ol bittys.").   
      
   It's all so confusing. On one hand, we have "culture warriors" saying that   
   women should be appreciated for their minds and that impressionable young   
   women shouldn't be emulating professional cheerleaders while at the same   
   time we have "boom, boom, shake, now drop." As I've said before, there's   
   something for everyone at Fox Opinion News. Oh, and if you want to get   
   Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader DVD's, the information is on the video. And BTW,   
   it's not that I'm jealous of the cheerleaders who aerobically and physically   
   are in fantastic shape - it's the weird yin and yang, dare I say hypocrisy,   
   of Fox Opinion News.   
   http://www.foxnews.com/video/index.html?playerId=011008&streamin   
   Format=FLASH&referralObject=10840452&referralPlaylistId=playlist   
      
   http://www.newshounds.us/More%20Gretchen.JPG   
      
   Ellie Mae Carlson & Jethro Doochey wishes this was the 1870's and FOX Noise   
   story tellers were wearing fake buckskins and koonskin hats and reporting   
   how Custer was giving the Indians money and food and the ungrateful devils   
   scalped Custer for no reason.   
      
   And the Indians had WMD's.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)