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   From: ForTheOIL@BushiesNews.net   
      
   Conservative Conference Will Feature 100%-Bangin' Toga Party   
      
   Are you all geared up for the upcoming State Policy Network (SPN) Annual   
   Meeting in Asheville, North Carolina? Bro come on! The SPN is a network of   
   wingnut think tanks and organizations throughout the country that helps   
   "advance a free society by providing leadership development, management   
   training and networking opportunities for think tank professionals and by   
   promoting strategic partnerships among market-oriented organizations."   
   STRATEGY, MARKETS, NETWORKS, TRAINING, LEADERSHIP, MANAGEMENT, CUM, COCKS,   
   DOLLA DOLLA BILLS. If you are that particular flavor of "douche" that   
   specializes in lacking self-awareness, you belong to the SPN! Let's see what   
   rad parties some of the SPN members will be throwing during their annual   
   meeting. oh look, a Toga Party! Hilarious forwarded invite, below.   
     Subject Line:   
      
     Toga Celebration at the SPN Annual Meeting ~ Invitation   
      
     Dear Minions of the SPN Empire:   
      
     It has sadly come to my attention that many of the younger members of our   
   Freedom Movement have never watched "Animal House" and may not understand   
   the cultural significance of a Toga Party. Here I'll blame public education   
   and their parents breast feeding them too long while watching Oprah. Sadder   
   still are the older, goodie-two-shoes, pencil-neck types in our movement who   
   only used a beer bong in college to hold their protractors and HP   
   calculators. I won't mention people like Joe Lehman or Lynn Harsh so as not   
   to embarrass their colleagues.   
      
     To right these wrongs you are hereby ordered to join me at the Toga   
   Celebration in Asheville, within the SPN Annual Meeting! Yours truly serves   
   as Emperor of Ceremonies. The festivities take place Tues., Nov. 3, 10:00 pm   
   to 1:00 am (10:00 pm to 10:15 pm for Gisele Huff to lessen any sexual   
   harassment lawsuits). You will celebrate with me in festive toga fashion -   
   or to the Coliseum and lions for you.   
      
     Toga Celebration minutiae, approved by me, Emperor of Ceremonies:   
      
     * In honor of Animal House, all party entrants must wear a toga at the   
   festivities. And by the way, wearing pants with a toga is like wearing   
   suspenders and a belt; or as we say in Colorado, pulling a "Gary Palmer."   
     * Those who don't sport a toga will be thoroughly embarrassed by a roaming   
   rogue troupe of Cirque du Soleil rejects.   
     * You should bring your toga from home (someone needs to tell Carl   
   Helstrom that's just a bed sheet). This likely means we get to see Kurt   
   Weber wearing something with a Spiderman theme   
     * A Best Toga Contest will take place for males, females and asexual   
   Mackinac employees.   
     * A rigged jury will likely declare me the Best Toga Contest winner (for   
   males)   
     * Orgy to follow the Toga Celebration, location TBA (no toga required)   
     * SPN's attorneys "encouraged" me to state: This isn't an SPN thing. The   
   Toga Celebration is hosted by: Students for Liberty, Foundation for Economic   
   Education, Institute for Humane Studies and Liberty on the Rocks.   
      
     Do join me, Emperor of Ceremonies, for much needed think-tank bacchanal.   
   Attached is a Love is Hell cartoon to help launch the Toga Celebration   
   spirit.   
      
     So let it be written, so let it be done.   
      
     Emperor of Ceremonies   
      
     Jon Caldara   
      
     President, Independence Institute   
      
   Sounds like a great place to get raped and then denied an abortion!   
      
   Wingnut watch;   
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg1nHt8wJY8&feature=player_embedded   
      
   Owww, Matey.  Me hiney still hurts from last year's Conservative 100%-Bangin'   
   Toga Party.   
   -Karl Rove   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)