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   Old Bush-Cocksucker to All   
   McCain Loss Killed Numerous Boners On El   
   22 Oct 09 13:09:14   
   
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   From: OIL@BushiesNews.net   
      
   McCain Loss Killed Numerous Boners On Election Night   
      
   Did any of you evil men impregnate a lady on election night? Then you   
   probably voted for Barack Obama! (It's a real "win-win" situation, too,   
   because this would mean you, the liberal, were able to make the lady get an   
   abortion - and not take care of some baby!)   
   Some cabal of pop scientists reveal: "(Oct. 21) - Young men who voted for   
   John McCain lost more than a presidential election last November. A study   
   says their testosterone level plummeted." Oh ho ho! "Men who voted for Obama   
   maintained stable testosterone levels, while men who voted for McCain saw   
   those levels drop more than 25 percent." Oh man, testosterone! It's crazy!   
      
   http://news.aol.com/article/study-finds-mccain-voters-lost/729783   
      
   At GOP election night parties, everyone gets a rectal probe. After that, it's   
   just an exercise in data-mining.   
      
   Wasn't a big deal for the McCain voters - most of them were able to kick a   
   puppy and get their dick back up in a few minutes.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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