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|    Aaron Kim to Aaron Kim    |
|    Re: Hey Jimmy and Donnie Swaggart. What     |
|    21 Nov 23 19:10:31    |
      From: aaronkim00@gmail.com              On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 6:33:45 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:       > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 6:19:30 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:        > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 5:37:57 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:        > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 5:17:55 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:        > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:40:09 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:        > > > > > Jimmy Swaggart is the famous televangelist and preacher and musician       who has his own ministry and his own televisIon network. Everyone remembers       him 35 years ago tearfully apologizing on TV after a prostitution scandal. He       has sex with loves        all the time is what he thought. He was grinning to himself thinking how "I       was commanded to look contrite and cry and look stupid and make those nigger       lovers who like me because I'm emotionally competent not some fucking       simpleton like them feel good        or some bullshit."        > > > > >        > > > > > "Jimmy is a musician not some singer" is what he thought of himself.       He "likes the thought of preaching to these nigger lovers who I hate so much       for blabbering about Jesus is their Lord and Savior and then they say it's       just bullshit and then        they get this fucking warm obsequious feeling with me and call me Jimmy in a       friendly way and then they call me fraud and made up to themselves. I hate to       say this but I don't care how much paper they donate to my ministry. I don't       care about some paper        by those shitheads who think I owe them something. I don't care about my life.       I was commanded to get involved in preaching when I was growing up. I don't       care any more. I'm too old to care. I'm 88 and I just rape little boys in the       ass and in the mouth.        I just don't care about doin g anything but having sex with loves. I'm just       angry that I'm a shithead. I just use preaching to have sex. I know what I       like doing. I like thinking of myself as a God to everyone in my congregation.       I just want to        manipulate people and have sex with other men's wives. Who cares about being       righteous. I'm a shithead. I just have sex all the time."        > > > > >        > > > > > Jimmy thinks how he's emotionally competent and not a Christian like       those hillbillies. He thinks how he thought when he was a kid that he should       be a Mormon. He thought you needed authority to preach. He thought how       humbling it is to be a        Mormon. He thought those salt of the earth white Mormons from the 19th century       were just shitheads filled with energy and he didn't really care about being a       Mormon. He got revelation to be a Christian minister and just blabber about       Jesus and he got        revelation "the real Lord is that weirdo." He thought "the Lord told me that I       should never say anything but I should know that little Chinese kid who can't       think like the Lord and destroyed his mind is the reason why you don't have to       suffer the same        thing once you've died and gone to my spirit my world in order to be humble. I       know I need to be humble Lord and since I'm humbled by his suffering I don't       need to suffer myself in order to be humble by turning into a weirdo whose       mind would rot. I know        Christmas is in honor of him suffering for everyone.        > > > > >        > > > > > " I had a good spirit once but I just wanted to pick on that idiot.       I've wanted to shoot him in the nose my whole life.I think I feel sorry for       that idiot but that's all I can say and now I want to pick on that idiot. I       don't care. I thought if        he had the same intelligence but suddenly looked like a white man I'd pray for       him and shoot him in the head. I'm just angry that I'm not a reasonable       shithead. I'm a humble Down Syndrome Patient in spirit.I think when I see       someone I judge him. I'm a        regular shithead who gets monkey from being rude to that idiot and I just get       humbled when I deal with people. I saw this hillbilly at church who I thought       was normal but his spirit seemed weird to me. I thought why is he weird. What       is his problem. Is        he crazy or is it just me? I got revelation he was thinking of Jesus and       having sex or something. I thought he looked too weird. I attacked him       viciously."        > > > > >        > > > > > Jimmy thinks "how nice it is to be intelligent. I just think how       much that weird idiot suffered to make me appreciate being able to think. I       just think Jesus is just bullshit and that idiot is probably the real Lord.       I'm just being a reasonable        shithead or something. I had that guy for being so weird that I just want to       pick on him so much. I hate people when they flatter me and then they mock me       by calling me fraud and that's when I shithead them by shooting them in the       nose.        > > > > >        > > > > > " I have a son whose name is Donnie Swaggart. He's a real hillbilly.       His mother, Frances,is almost a thoughtful Christian. She's what you call a       normal hillbilly. I'm like a thoughtful Christian who's tough and I don't get       angry and horny. His        mother gets a little angry and horny. I'm a middle of the road guy. I'm pretty       handsome. Donnie is a real Christian. I hate that nigger lover so much. He's       an evangelist too and he has his own ministry and he wasn't commanded to get       into that profession.        He's such a nigger lover that I just manipulate that simpleton. He keeps       saying let's preach about Jesus. I thought shut up nigger lover. The Lord told       me I shouldn't be too rude because that guy is just being himself. The Lord       said I'm just a fraud and        my real spirit is to be an obsequious character. but I'm just filled with       energy. The Lord said I should be one of those Down Syndrome Patients with an       ugly face.        > > > > >               [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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