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   Message 1,250 of 3,192   
   Aaron Kim to Aaron Kim   
   Re: Hey Jimmy and Donnie Swaggart. What    
   21 Nov 23 19:42:50   
   
   From: aaronkim00@gmail.com   
      
   On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 7:10:33 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:   
   > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 6:33:45 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:    
   > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 6:19:30 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:    
   > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 5:37:57 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:    
   > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 5:17:55 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim wrote:    
   > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:40:09 PM UTC-8, Aaron Kim   
   wrote:    
   > > > > > > Jimmy Swaggart is the famous televangelist and preacher and   
   musician who has his own ministry and his own televisIon network. Everyone   
   remembers him 35 years ago tearfully apologizing on TV after a prostitution   
   scandal. He has sex with loves    
   all the time is what he thought. He was grinning to himself thinking how "I   
   was commanded to look contrite and cry and look stupid and make those nigger   
   lovers who like me because I'm emotionally competent not some fucking   
   simpleton like them feel good    
   or some bullshit."    
   > > > > > >    
   > > > > > > "Jimmy is a musician not some singer" is what he thought of   
   himself. He "likes the thought of preaching to these nigger lovers who I hate   
   so much for blabbering about Jesus is their Lord and Savior and then they say   
   it's just bullshit and    
   then they get this fucking warm obsequious feeling with me and call me Jimmy   
   in a friendly way and then they call me fraud and made up to themselves. I   
   hate to say this but I don't care how much paper they donate to my ministry. I   
   don't care about some    
   paper by those shitheads who think I owe them something. I don't care about my   
   life. I was commanded to get involved in preaching when I was growing up. I   
   don't care any more. I'm too old to care. I'm 88 and I just rape little boys   
   in the ass and in the    
   mouth. I just don't care about doin g anything but having sex with loves. I'm   
   just angry that I'm a shithead. I just use preaching to have sex. I know what   
   I like doing. I like thinking of myself as a God to everyone in my   
   congregation. I just want to    
   manipulate people and have sex with other men's wives. Who cares about being   
   righteous. I'm a shithead. I just have sex all the time."    
   > > > > > >    
   > > > > > > Jimmy thinks how he's emotionally competent and not a Christian   
   like those hillbillies. He thinks how he thought when he was a kid that he   
   should be a Mormon. He thought you needed authority to preach. He thought how   
   humbling it is to be a    
   Mormon. He thought those salt of the earth white Mormons from the 19th century   
   were just shitheads filled with energy and he didn't really care about being a   
   Mormon. He got revelation to be a Christian minister and just blabber about   
   Jesus and he got    
   revelation "the real Lord is that weirdo." He thought "the Lord told me that I   
   should never say anything but I should know that little Chinese kid who can't   
   think like the Lord and destroyed his mind is the reason why you don't have to   
   suffer the same    
   thing once you've died and gone to my spirit my world in order to be humble. I   
   know I need to be humble Lord and since I'm humbled by his suffering I don't   
   need to suffer myself in order to be humble by turning into a weirdo whose   
   mind would rot. I know    
   Christmas is in honor of him suffering for everyone.    
   > > > > > >    
   > > > > > > " I had a good spirit once but I just wanted to pick on that   
   idiot. I've wanted to shoot him in the nose my whole life.I think I feel sorry   
   for that idiot but that's all I can say and now I want to pick on that idiot.   
   I don't care. I thought    
   if he had the same intelligence but suddenly looked like a white man I'd pray   
   for him and shoot him in the head. I'm just angry that I'm not a reasonable   
   shithead. I'm a humble Down Syndrome Patient in spirit.I think when I see   
   someone I judge him. I'm a    
   regular shithead who gets monkey from being rude to that idiot and I just get   
   humbled when I deal with people. I saw this hillbilly at church who I thought   
   was normal but his spirit seemed weird to me. I thought why is he weird. What   
   is his problem. Is    
   he crazy or is it just me? I got revelation he was thinking of Jesus and   
   having sex or something. I thought he looked too weird. I attacked him   
   viciously."    
   > > > > > >    
   > > > > > > Jimmy thinks "how nice it is to be intelligent. I just think how   
   much that weird idiot suffered to make me appreciate being able to think. I   
   just think Jesus is just bullshit and that idiot is probably the real Lord.   
   I'm just being a    
   reasonable shithead or something. I had that guy for being so weird that I   
   just want to pick on him so much. I hate people when they flatter me and then   
   they mock me by calling me fraud and that's when I shithead them by shooting   
   them in the nose.    
   > > > > > >    
   > > > > > > " I have a son whose name is Donnie Swaggart. He's a real   
   hillbilly. His mother, Frances,is almost a thoughtful Christian. She's what   
   you call a normal hillbilly. I'm like a thoughtful Christian who's tough and I   
   don't get angry and horny.    
   His mother gets a little angry and horny. I'm a middle of the road guy. I'm   
   pretty handsome. Donnie is a real Christian. I hate that nigger lover so much.   
   He's an evangelist too and he has his own ministry and he wasn't commanded to   
   get into that    
   profession. He's such a nigger lover that I just manipulate that simpleton. He   
   keeps saying let's preach about Jesus. I thought shut up nigger lover. The   
   Lord told me I shouldn't be too rude because that guy is just being himself.   
   The Lord said I'm just    
   a fraud and my real spirit is to be an obsequious character. but I'm just   
   filled with energy. The Lord said I should be one of those Down Syndrome   
   Patients with an ugly face.    
   > > > > > >    
      
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