From: john.h.gohde@gmail.com   
      
   Will Moi Live Forever?   
      
   I recently got my vitamin D blood test back.  This time I measured at 88.6   
   ng/mL.   
      
   Thus, moi became the first man in history to achieve the same blood levels at   
   both 5,000 IU and 10,000 IU of vitamin D-3 a day, and lived to tell the tale.    
   There is no mystery to it.  There is no secret to it.  It just plain   
   commonsense.  Yet, all these    
   vitamin D researchers persist in their mythology that there is some great   
   unsolved mystery to the art of taking Vitamin D.  In other words, they do NOT   
   give a damn about the populace at large.   
      
   These vitamin D researchers who are too shitless to stick their necks out in   
   the least are just full of bull, IMHO.   
      
   At first, I took 5,000 IU of vitamin D-3 on an empty stomach first thing in   
   the morning.  Now, I take 10,000 IU of vitamin D-3 with my first snack of the   
   day, which is usually a banana six times a week.  On the seventh day, I take   
   just retinol rather    
   than vitamin D.   
      
   Just as obviously, extremely short individuals should take a lot less D,   
   probably somewhere between 2,000 IU and 4,000 IU a day.  Obese individuals   
   need to take a lot more, or 10,000 IU a day on an empty stomach.  Why?    
   Because proper dosage should be    
   based upon body weight; as well as to when and how you take your D.   
      
   Those dumb enough to be hooked on prescription medication, might have yet   
   another factor to deal with.   
      
   As for moi, I think that I will take 10,000 IU on the seventh day in the   
   evening rather than during the morning hours in order to avoid any conflict   
   between vitamin D and A.  That should put me in the 100 ng/mL range.  Remember   
   that Carl Sagan died at    
   age 62 from cancer, younger than moi!   
      
   See?  John 'the Man' knows all.  He does NOT have to wait for immortal science   
   to stick its neck out when the ANSWER should be perfectly obvious to all.  It   
   is very simple.  Most health researchers are just pompous asses who are full   
   of bull, just like    
   all the Science Imbeciles on these ngs are.   
      
   The fact that a few lucky individuals manage to survive to a ripe old age   
   without supplementing with D is totally besides the point.  Moi is interested   
   in surviving to a ripe old, as a sure thing.  Moi is going to make it,   
   precisely because he is wise    
   enough to know that ALL Science Imbeciles are full of shit. Immortal science   
   is full of shit, while moi knows all. :)   
      
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