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   alt.fan.countries.north-korea      Fans of North Korea and the Un dynasty      657 messages   

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   Message 117 of 657   
   Ymton Emanlaer to All   
   Hilarious   
   16 Apr 10 01:43:31   
   
   From: gaqbep@gmail.com   
      
   Now THIS is funny...   
      
   "FANS" of N.Korea....and there are no other posts!   
      
   It's sad but no doubt true that no average DPRK citizen could afford a   
   computer, even if their Dear Leader would allow them to have one, and if   
   there was even electricity to run the thing, and if their Dear Leader would   
   allow an uncensored internet connection. Even if all of the above were   
   miraculously fulfilled I doubt that anyone would bother taking the time,   
   seeing as how they're reduced to eating tree bark and clay for nourishment   
   while building fantastic palacial monuments to their dead GREAT LEADER and   
   entire cities that none of them can live in because they're a facade to   
   convince the rest of the world of the superiority of their leaders...but I   
   digress...   
      
   While it is reported that both the GREAT LEADER and the Dear Leader both have   
   supernatural powers, among which are telekenesis, clairvoyence,   
   transmutation, supersonic flight, faster-than-light travel, time warping,   
   virgin-birthing, and history revision without conflict with fact...they both   
   still have small penii.   
      
   I'm just lucky enough to live in a place where I can live without fear of   
   being summarily executed for voicing my opinion. But of course I'm missing   
   out on the gigantic choreographed shows put on by the dear leader. Cest la   
   vie.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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