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|    Ymton Emanlaer to All    |
|    Hilarious    |
|    16 Apr 10 01:43:31    |
      From: gaqbep@gmail.com              Now THIS is funny...              "FANS" of N.Korea....and there are no other posts!              It's sad but no doubt true that no average DPRK citizen could afford a       computer, even if their Dear Leader would allow them to have one, and if       there was even electricity to run the thing, and if their Dear Leader would       allow an uncensored internet connection. Even if all of the above were       miraculously fulfilled I doubt that anyone would bother taking the time,       seeing as how they're reduced to eating tree bark and clay for nourishment       while building fantastic palacial monuments to their dead GREAT LEADER and       entire cities that none of them can live in because they're a facade to       convince the rest of the world of the superiority of their leaders...but I       digress...              While it is reported that both the GREAT LEADER and the Dear Leader both have       supernatural powers, among which are telekenesis, clairvoyence,       transmutation, supersonic flight, faster-than-light travel, time warping,       virgin-birthing, and history revision without conflict with fact...they both       still have small penii.              I'm just lucky enough to live in a place where I can live without fear of       being summarily executed for voicing my opinion. But of course I'm missing       out on the gigantic choreographed shows put on by the dear leader. Cest la       vie.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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