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|    Message 119 of 657    |
|    Doc Martian to All    |
|    To: Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un    |
|    18 Dec 11 20:54:58    |
      From: docmartian@verizon.net              Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un,              Please allow me to be the first to congratulate you. While I know that you       are bereaving your father at this point, your attaining power may be very       beneficial for North Korea.              Your father was raised in a time of Cold War, when people unable to respond       in a conventional military manner to buildup of armed forces nearby that       otherwise would have been considered an act of war. This is because of the       stockpiles of nuclear weapons that may have been utilized if those armed       forces were mobilized. I'm going to utilize an analogy from the United       States film series 'The Godfather', today's soldiers wear suits. They are       lawyers, and corporate leaders. In your existing system of government, you       seek corporate leaders that aim to build the largest corporate share for the       workers of the corporation, thus like an ancient whaling vessel, each worker       should receive a defined share of corporate profits. The government should       receive a share too, to help pay for the infrastructure these workers use       and tuck away a subsistence living for these same workers to partake of in       their golden years, this along with the money they invest in well-monitored       investment funds to make their golden years more than subsistence living.              One way to ensure the security of your nation's corporations is to remove       the nuclear weapons program that your father was working on. The security of       North Korea is no longer in jeopardy as it was in the post-WWII era. An era       which scared many leaders of men by its rapid change of polity of land and       government. Were it in jeopardy, a large dragon protects its smaller       brethren in the region with great skill and technology of both military and       digital realms.              You have nothing to fear, although the weapons of your father's era may       bring economic difficulties if left undisturbed. There is one here who seeks       to use these weapons as foothold to attain the oil off the coast of your       nation. She is rapacious in her need to attain resources that do not belong       to her. Often she masks herself under the garb of the human rights worker       seeking new government while in reality installing her bands of thugs. The       resources that were present in Somalia, The Balkans, Haiti, Tunisia, Egypt,       Libya, and off the coast of your nation have driven her to attack       institutions of these states (including your father) and often build       rebellious elements to try and overthrow them.              By removing the bugbear that Hillary threatens U.S. politicians with. You       open yourself to trade. By keeping it, you open yourself to her raping your       resources.              Reach out to the U.N., they are sick of her plundering, and the travesty of       injustice perpetrated in Libya has not gone unnoticed. Despite Colonel       Gaddafi's leadership practices, he should have been dealt with under the       rule of law, instead of tossed before the mob like something less than       human. You do not have the same fate before you. Especially if you respond       as a leader of a modern state, instead of as the leader of a cold-war       bastion. If it ever came down to it, you'd just have to give China a       shitload of money and they'd explode a nation's own weapons to counter an       existential threat to a nation they are allied with. So, peace. Commend your       father's spirit to his ancestors, or inter him as an honored leader as you       see fit. The glory you bring will be in demonstrating an agile corporate       labor force who benefit from their own work without being reduced to toil to       the nations of the world.              Cheers,       Doc              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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