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   You forgot # 61 on the list   
      
   61. You call this list and anyone bringing your similarity to your   
   attention, "Bullshit and full of Bullshit". (crap can be substitued for   
   Shit.)   
      
   "Wayne Clark"  wrote in message   
   news:9b4100dtiud1ru1rg0de60k0n5hfagbspd@4ax.com...   
   > The Politically Correct Leftwing Liberal Handbook   
   >   
   > 1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of   
   > federal funding.   
   >   
   > 2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th   
   > graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids   
   > about sex.   
   >   
   > 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans   
   > are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands   
   > of Chinese and North Korean communists.   
   >   
   > 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.   
   >   
   > 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by   
   > cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected   
   > by soccer moms driving SUVs.   
   >   
   > 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being   
   > homosexual is natural.   
   >   
   > 7. You have to be against capital punishment for criminals, even   
   > murderers, but support abortion on demand.   
   >   
   > 8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and   
   > governments create prosperity.   
   >   
   > 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony   
   > activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.   
   >   
   > 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than   
   > actually doing something to earn it.   
   >   
   > 11. You have to believe that the military, not politicians, start   
   > wars.   
   >   
   > 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain   
   > parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports   
   > certain parts of the Constitution.   
   >   
   > 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too   
   > high.   
   >   
   > 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are   
   > more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert   
   > E.Lee and Thomas Edison.   
   >   
   > 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial   
   > quotas and set-asides are not.   
   >   
   > 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal, and really a   
   > very nice person.   
   >   
   > 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked   
   > anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in   
   > charge.   
   >   
   > 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in   
   > jail, but a draft-dodging liar and sex offender belonged in the White   
   > House.   
   >   
   > 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,   
   > transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and   
   > manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.   
   >   
   > 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the   
   > Chinese government is somehow in the best interests of the United   
   > States.   
   >   
   > 21. You have to refuse to discuss the issues in a rational manner and   
   > whenever someone attempts to do so, throw a 3 ring tantrum, rant and   
   > rave, go into a lunatic rage and outshout them (preferably with   
   > profanity and name-calling) and stick to personal slurs, smear   
   > tactics, slander and building strawmen so you can knock down the   
   > strawmen (oops, sorry, strawpersons) and hopefully sidetrack the   
   > conversation away from your lack of ability to support your position.   
   >   
   > 22. You must always ignore the message and attack the messenger. When   
   > stuck, remember the tactic that won't reveal your inability to think   
   > or say anything original: smugly change a couple of your adversaries   
   > words' and repeat their comments back to them verbatim and even if it   
   > isn't true, by all means always   
   > be sure to accuse your opponents of using the very tactics the   
   > Leftwing Liberals try to hide, remembering all the while that Lenin   
   > would be proud.   
   >   
   > 23. No matter how credible a source may be - always do your Leftwing   
   > Liberal duty and rabidly claim it's been debunked and discredited and   
   > call anyone who believes it "mean spirited", crazy, a Nazi or any   
   > other of the monikers from the Leftwing Liberal grab bag of infantile   
   > epithets and sarcastic sobriquets.   
   >   
   > 24. Whenever demonstrated facts don't agree with your agenda, twist   
   > them and mangle them until you can make them fit into your prejudices,   
   > the media will assist you greatly.   
   >   
   > 25. Once you've told a lie or slandered someone, be sure to repeat it   
   > as often as possible until it becomes true. "Members and front   
   > organizations must continually embarrass, discredit and degrade our   
   > critics. When obstructionists become too irritating, label them as   
   > fascist, or Nazi or anti-Semitic .... The association will, after   
   > enough repetition, become "fact" in the public mind." [ ~ Communist   
   > Party, Moscow Central Committee, 1943]   
   >   
   > 26. You have to believe that all spirituality and all religions except   
   > Islam are bad.   
   >   
   > 27. You have to use the following buzzwords as often as possible:   
   > "Nazi", "Hitler", "Gestapo", "police state", "totalitarian state",   
   > "imperialism", "imperialist", "greedy corporations", "shrub",   
   > "fascist", "paranoid", "goose-stepping", "ruling-class",   
   > "class-strife", "class warfare", "stolen election", "racist",   
   > "entitlements", "hate", "bourgeois" or better yet, "petty bourgeois",   
   > "counter-revolutionary", "progressive", "red-baiter",   
   > "anti-Communist", "deviationist", "revisionist", "reactionary",   
   > "multiculturalism", "oppressed", "victims of Yankee oppression",   
   > "plight of the [fill in the blank] people", "mean-spirited",   
   > "McCarthyism", "jingoism", "flag-wavers", "neocons" and, of course,   
   > overuse of the indispensable "F"   
   > word.   
   >   
   > 28. You have to believe that there were never any weapons of mass   
   > destruction in Iraq, even though they were used against Iran, the   
   > Kurds and the the Iraqi people and even though the many Democrats   
   > warned us about WMD before the Iraqi invasion: William Jefferson   
   > Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Sandy Berger, Madeline Albright, Senators   
   > Carl Levin, Tom Daschle, Robert Byrd, Jay Rockefeller, John Kerry, Bob   
   > Graham, Ted Kennedy, Representatives Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman and   
   > vice-president Al Gore to name only the most vociferous.   
   >   
   > 29. You have to be a purveyor of perennial pessimism and a dispatcher   
   > of doomsday gloom and hyperbolic hysteria whenever you can work some   
   > scare tactics into the foreboding warnings of eventual catastrophe at   
   > the hands of your adversaries, i.e. people who disagree with you.   
   >   
   > 30. Whenever possible, if you hear or read something that seems quite   
   > logical and might influence someone against the Leftwing Liberal   
      
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