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   From: cmorton@newsguy.com   
      
   In article , DA BEAR says...   
      
   >So, having heard the Chicks latest version of a Stevie Nicks song, I'd say   
   >what Country are you talking about...that they're going to be finished in?   
   >   
   >Mongolia?   
      
   Now you take that back!  My favorite foreign country is Mongolia, and I think   
   they don't deserve that kind of fate.   
      
   As for the Dixie Chicks, I'd boycott them, but how could you tell?  I HATE   
   country.  I wouldn't buy their CDs if they'd been the first into Baghdad,   
   pulled   
   down the statue of Saddam topless and personally captured Saddam.   
      
   There's a need for ONLY one country song.  That's Warren Zevon's "Play It All   
   Night Long".  It has literally EVERY element necessary for a country song.  It   
   has:   
      
   Alzheimer's disease   
   incontinence   
   post traumatic stress disorder   
   guns   
   incest   
   cancer   
   cattle diseases   
   alcoholism   
   semen   
      
   The only things it lacks are a pickup truck and a dog.  But if the narrator is   
   going to go "down to the Dew Drop Inn", he's got to have a means to get there,   
   which obviously means pickup truck.  And if he's going to drive his pickup   
   truck, it's not much of a stretch to suppose that the dog (Let's call her   
   "Rosie") might jump in.   
      
   Now that we've proved the total redundancy of the Dixie Chicks, lets return to   
   the topic of the lucious Janaeane Garofalo....  : )   
      
      
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   Gun control, the theory that 110lb. women should have to fistfight with 210lb.   
   rapists.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)