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   Message 2,122 of 3,743   
   Chris Morton to All   
   Re: Dixie Twits are Finished!   
   14 Jan 04 19:52:42   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.j-garofalo, alt.politics.democrats, alt.politics.usa.congress   
   XPost: alt.atheism, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh   
   From: cmorton@newsguy.com   
      
   In article , DA BEAR says...   
      
   >You Never Even Call Me By My Name   
      
   Play It All Night Long - Warren Zevon   
      
   Grandpa's pissed his pants again.   
      
   He don't give a damn.   
      
   Brother Billy's got both guns drawn.   
      
   He ain't been right since Vietnam.   
      
    Sweet Home Alabama, play that dead band's song.   
    Turn those speakers up full blast, play it all night long.   
      
   Daddy's doin' sister Sally.   
      
   Grandma's dyin' of cancer now.   
      
   The cattle all have brucelosis.   
      
   We'll get through somehow.   
      
    Sweet Home Alabama, play that dead band's song.   
    Turn those speakers up full blast, play it all night long.   
      
   I'm goin' down to the Dew Drop Inn.   
      
   See if I can drink enough.   
      
   There ain't much to country livin'.   
      
   Sweat, piss, jizz, and blood!   
      
    Sweet Home Alabama, play that dead band's song.   
    Turn those speakers up full blast, play it all night long.   
      
   >BTW, did you know Mongolians Barbecue?   
      
   Apparently on Clark St. in Apartheid Chicago!  BD's!   
      
   >Quite tasty!  Bring a fire extinguisher...for your esophogus.   You'll   
   >never sing Country Western again if you don't!   
      
   I'm the guy who thinks Thai is a little bland....  : )   
      
      
   --   
   Gun control, the theory that 110lb. women should have to fistfight with 210lb.   
   rapists.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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