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   From: Air_America_Flop_Sweat@thewetshirt.com   
      
   Sorry folks, as predicted, the O'Franken Factor is a miserable flop straight   
   out of the gate. As is apparently the entire Air-Hate-America radio project.   
      
   "It sounded exactly like the old SNL spoofs of "Fresh-Air" with everyone   
   talking in drab monotones and laughing a little too vigorously at nothing."   
   said one listener, "It was like a bad joke, I couldn't tell if they were   
   actually spoofing the SNL bit, or if this was the actual show, but after an   
   hour or two you started to get the picture."   
      
   Air hate-America had all of their eggs in the Franken-basket and the result   
   of the his show's first airing is to seal the fate of the entire network by   
   virtually eliminating any chance of receiving -any- of the Corporate support   
   the show desperately needed and hoped to garner in order to survive.   
      
   Franken's Hate-America Show featured phone-in guest AL Gore who spoke in his   
   trademark monotone of misery, accompanied by Al Franken's monotone of   
   impending doom and Michael Moore's husky monotone of personal angst, agony   
   and the standard pessimistic gloom that pervades and typifies the rabid   
   Left, along with (of course) the steady drip, drip, drip of LOTS of FLOP   
   SWEAT.   
      
   There was one little tiny bit humor in the entire show, about locking Ann   
   Coulter in the green room, and they wore it out immediately, -by the end of   
   the show listeners were ready to chew one of their own limbs off in order to   
   get away from the boring, tedious, water torture of Al Franken's flop sweat.   
      
   A tedious, incessant Chinese water-torture of miserable flop-sweat dripping   
   onto the Air-Hate-America Microphones and the dulcet gurgling sounds of the   
   entire Democratic party getting flushed into the great cess-pit of   
   miserable, Far-Left Wing, anti-American failures.   
      
   Franken however, is no stranger to failures and axed projects, his next   
   predictable move will be to do or say something outrageous on his show.   
      
   -In the end, that effort will only gross out a lot of people and stir up   
   even MORE support for Bush.   
      
   Franken realizes that the show bombed and understands that the only hopes of   
   keeping the network alive as they run further and further into the red, is   
   publicity, good OR bad so now it's a simple matter of how LOW Franken will   
   dare to go in order to keep the plates spinning.   
      
   Any chance of Corporate sponsorship is gone now.   
      
   At this point in time, it's a simple question of how LONG the investors and   
   entrepreneurs will continue to throw good money after bad.   
      
   Our guess is, -not very long if they are familiar with History.   
      
   Each droplet of flopsweat serves to remind us why Lefties don't "do" Radio.   
   Enjoy the flopsweat. We're not laughing -with- you Lefties.   
      
   AL FRANKEN'S FLOP SWEAT.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)