XPost: alt.fan.barbra.streisand, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.fan.j-garofalo   
   XPost: alt.fan.julia-roberts   
   From: playing@work.edu   
      
   > A search of the vehicle turned up a partial marijuana cigarette, a   
   > cigarette box containing suspected marijuana, and a soft drink can   
   > that also smelled of marijuana.   
      
   Hey Republicans!   
      
   So all you have is wild-eyed paranoia?   
   Evil straw men to burn?   
   ...all fueled by hate/fear?   
   ...in a self-feeding vortex?   
      
   The world is such an Evil, frightening   
   place for you.  In your mind, your armchair   
   nightmares trump expert opinion.  You have   
   shut out all input from reality in favor of   
   hate/fear.   I do feel so sorry for you.   
      
   You are certainly worthy of more pity   
   from me than I can deliver.  Sorry.   
      
   I have some advice for you.  Get some Xanax, guy.   
   It will improve your life.   
      
     Lots-O-Xanax®, the True cure for NeoConservativism.©   
      
   =================snip   
      
      Of course, no facts can have ANY effect   
      on the fraidy-cat Republican chicken hawks.   
      What they need is Xanax.  Plenty of Xanax.   
   ..................   
      Xanax tablets contain alprazolam which is a   
      triazolo analog of the 1, 4 benzodiazepine class   
      of central nervous system-active compounds.   
      
   CNN.com - Bush's daughter charged with prescription fraud -   
   ... a jail spokesman said. Police said she was attempting   
   to pick up Xanax, a sedative used to treat anxiety disorder.   
   www.cnn.com/2002/US/01/29/jeb.bush.daughter.drugs/ - 24k   
      
        CNN.com - What Did She Want With Xanax? -   
        February 11, 2001   
        ... What Did She Want With Xanax?  Xanax is usually used   
        to relieve panic and anxiety, which may be why Noelle   
        wanted it. But ...   
        www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/time/2002/02/11/xanax.html -   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)